No Crap Diet

The Weekend Cooking Routine That Actually Works

A realistic 2-hour system for setting up weeknight dinners without hating Sundays.

Why Most Meal Prep Fails

Traditional meal prep asks you to cook 5+ complete meals on Sunday, package them in matching containers, and eat the same thing all week. No wonder it doesn't stick. This approach is different. Instead of cooking complete meals, you prep flexible components that can be mixed and matched. Two hours of weekend work sets you up for 5 easy weeknight dinners—without eating the same sad chicken and broccoli every day.

The Component System

Prep these on the weekend: 1. Two proteins (about 2 lbs each): - Baked chicken thighs + ground turkey - Grilled salmon + hard-boiled eggs - Roasted chickpeas + baked tofu 2. Two starches/grains (big batches): - Rice + roasted sweet potatoes - Quinoa + pasta 3. Prepped vegetables: - Washed and chopped: lettuce, peppers, onions, carrots - Roasted: broccoli, Brussels sprouts, zucchini 4. Sauces and dressings: - Homemade vinaigrette - Tahini sauce or peanut sauce - Salsa or chimichurri With these components, you can create dozens of different meals all week.

The 2-Hour Schedule

0:00 - Start proteins: Season and place proteins in oven. Most will take 25-40 minutes. 0:05 - Start grains: Rice cooker or pot on the stove. Set it and forget it. 0:10 - Roast vegetables: Chop, toss with olive oil and salt, add to sheet pan. In oven with proteins. 0:20 - Prep raw vegetables: Wash lettuce, chop peppers/onions/carrots. Store in containers with damp paper towels. 0:40 - Make sauces: Blend or whisk together dressings and sauces. Store in jars. 1:00 - First items done: Remove finished items from oven. Start second batch if needed. 1:30 - Cool and store: Let everything cool slightly before refrigerating. 2:00 - Done: Clean up, and you're set for the week.

Sample Weeknight Assembly

Monday: Grain bowls Rice + chicken + roasted vegetables + tahini sauce Tuesday: Taco night Ground turkey + peppers + salsa + cheese + tortillas Wednesday: Salads Lettuce + chicken + raw vegetables + vinaigrette + quinoa Thursday: Stir-fry Leftover proteins + vegetables + soy sauce + rice Friday: Pasta night Pasta + ground turkey + marinara + roasted broccoli Each dinner takes 10-15 minutes to assemble. No decision fatigue, no cooking from scratch on weeknights.

Tips for Success

Start small: Your first weekend, just prep one protein and one grain. Add more components as the habit sticks. Keep variety: Rotate proteins and grains weekly so you don't get bored. Use your freezer: Double batches of proteins and freeze half for future weeks. Don't over-prep: Fresh vegetables lose crunch after 4-5 days. Prep what you'll use. Make it enjoyable: Put on music, pour a drink, listen to a podcast. Weekend prep should be pleasant, not punishing. Flexibility is key: If Friday becomes takeout night, that's fine. The prep just carries into the next week.